via Here's to the Future.
The Fall (2006)
"Why are you killing everybody? Why are you making everybody die?"
"It’s my story."
- Me: This older generation pisses me off so much
- Therapist: Why?
- Me: Because when I was growing up, we were forcefed the idea that if we didn't want to be 'flipping burgers at McDonalds,' then we'd better go to college.
- Therapist: And?
- Me: And now we've all gone to college, have degrees, can't get a damn job, and the same people that told us to go to college call us entitled assholes because we refuse to flip burgers
- Therapist: Touche
via Mischief Managed.
The moral of the story is to always carry an axe
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